Twitter is not a Jewish company, nor is it know for many Jewish
themes, but on Christmas Day -- December 25 for those who need a
calendar date, and a day when American Jews often spend the time taking in a movie
or going out to eat at some nice Chinese joint -- some Jewish humorist started a thread on twitter
titled "#IfTheMovieWasJewish" and asked Twitter users to have some fun
coming out with imaginary movie titles, telling Twitter audiences
worldwide: " Today, many Jews are celebrating Chinese Food & A Movie
Day. Let's have some fun. Let's play #IfTheMovieWasJewish! "
No sooner was the game plan published online, than hundreds, thousands
of people, mostly Jews, but many Indians and Sikhs and Brits and Christians as well, started chiming in with the silly and the
Apocalypse Now? What, You Can't Wait Five Minutes!"
"You Call THIS A Wonderful Life?"
''The Lincoln movie: You want there should be blood? ''
'''The Guilt Trip' (Wait, isn't that a real one?!)
''It's About Time Peggy Sue Got Married .''
Who framed Roger's Rabbi?
Eat, Pray, Love a Nice Doctor
The Borsht Identity The Borsht Supremacy The Borsht Ultimatum The
Borsht Legacy The Borsht Imperative
"Zero Dark Thirty" What, would it hurt you to turn on a light?
Rudolph, the Reindeer with Persistent Sinus Infection
"A Letter to Three Wives" ... What, you can't pick up the phone? Would
it kill you to call once in a while?
Eat, Pray, Love, Call Your Mother
Around The World In 80 Days And Not One Call
War, Peace, War, Peace, Remind Me Why We Moved Here?
Debbie Does Nothing
Debbie Does Talmud
Harry Potter and the Goblet for Kiddush
Willy Wonka and the Matzah Factory
The Girl with No Tattoo
L'hit L'hit Love!
Cheech and Chong: Up in Schmaltz
Magic Mendel #IfTheMovieWasJewish
*This* is 40??
Safety is Guaranteed or your money back
The Dark Rye Rises
The Jewish American Princess Bride
Charlie and the Matzo Factory
"Its a wonderful mitzvah"
"Wreck it Shlomo"
While You Were Sleeping I Made You Some Matzo Ball Soup
It's A Meshuganah Meshugenah Meshugenah Meshugenah World
Followed by TheJackB
Jewish Million dollar baby: That's waaay to expensive for a baby
The Day the Earth Stood Still While Moses' Friends Helped Hold Up His Staff
Stop Singing In The Rain, You'll Catch a Cold!
Break bread, wear robes, have namesh like thish
12 Angry Men, They Should Eat Something, They'll Feel Better
Fried Green Matzo Balls
Eat Tatala, Eat. You Can Pray and Love Later.
Gefilte Fish Called Wanda
The Color of Gelt
No Country for Alte Kakers
> Rosh Hashanah: Judgement Day
> Once Upon a Time In The Old Country
> Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull Cap
> My Big Gazunta Jewish Wedding
> Reuven St. Cloud
> Twilight Saga: Breaking Matzo
> Chai Noon