Tuesday, December 25, 2012

#IfTheMovieWasJewish

Twitter is not a Jewish company, nor is it know for many Jewish


themes, but on Christmas Day -- December 25 for those who need a

calendar date, and a day when American Jews often spend the time taking in a movie
or going out to eat at some nice Chinese joint  -- some Jewish humorist started a thread on twitter

titled "#IfTheMovieWasJewish" and asked Twitter users to have some fun

coming out with imaginary movie titles, telling Twitter audiences

worldwide: " Today, many Jews are celebrating Chinese Food & A Movie

Day. Let's have some fun. Let's play #IfTheMovieWasJewish! "



No sooner was the game plan published online, than hundreds, thousands

of people, mostly Jews, but many Indians and Sikhs and Brits and Christians as well, started chiming in with the silly and the

sublime:

TO WIT:



Apocalypse Now? What, You Can't Wait Five Minutes!"





"You Call THIS A Wonderful Life?"



''The Lincoln movie: You want there should be blood? ''



'''The Guilt Trip' (Wait, isn't that a real one?!)



''It's About Time Peggy Sue Got Married .''



Who framed Roger's Rabbi?



Eat, Pray, Love a Nice Doctor



The Borsht Identity The Borsht Supremacy The Borsht Ultimatum The

Borsht Legacy The Borsht Imperative



"Zero Dark Thirty" What, would it hurt you to turn on a light?



Rudolph, the Reindeer with Persistent Sinus Infection



"A Letter to Three Wives" ... What, you can't pick up the phone? Would

it kill you to call once in a while?



Eat, Pray, Love, Call Your Mother





Around The World In 80 Days And Not One Call



War, Peace, War, Peace, Remind Me Why We Moved Here?



Debbie Does Nothing



Debbie Does Talmud





Harry Potter and the Goblet for Kiddush



Willy Wonka and the Matzah Factory



The Girl with No Tattoo



L'hit L'hit Love!



Cheech and Chong: Up in Schmaltz



Magic Mendel #IfTheMovieWasJewish



*This* is 40??



Safety is Guaranteed or your money back





The Dark Rye Rises







The Jewish American Princess Bride



Charlie and the Matzo Factory



"Its a wonderful mitzvah"





"Wreck it Shlomo"



Jacob Reacherberg







Oy, Miserable





While You Were Sleeping I Made You Some Matzo Ball Soup





It's A Meshuganah Meshugenah Meshugenah Meshugenah World



Followed by TheJackB



Jewish Million dollar baby: That's waaay to expensive for a baby



The Day the Earth Stood Still While Moses' Friends Helped Hold Up His Staff





Stop Singing In The Rain, You'll Catch a Cold!



Break bread, wear robes, have namesh like thish



12 Angry Men, They Should Eat Something, They'll Feel Better

Fried Green Matzo Balls







Eat Tatala, Eat. You Can Pray and Love Later.



Greater Expectations



Gefilte Fish Called Wanda





The Color of Gelt

No Country for Alte Kakers

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> Rosh Hashanah: Judgement Day

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> Once Upon a Time In The Old Country

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> Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull Cap

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> My Big Gazunta Jewish Wedding

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> Reuven St. Cloud

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> Twilight Saga: Breaking Matzo

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> Chai Noon

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Eli Kohl ‏@EliKohl
Fear and Loathing In Hitnagdut #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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FavoritedFavorite 1h Barak Malkin ‏@realbarak
Menchlekeit Runner #IfTheMovieWasJewish @JewishTweets

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@rockin_rabbi "The Guilt Trip"? RT: Salachti kidvarecha #ifthemoviewasjewish

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#IfTheMovieWasJewish "Death Knish?"

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#IfTheMovieWasJewish Oy Story? My Son The Doctor Doolittle? Mohels, Inc? Zero Mostel Thirty? Mashugana Impossible? Finding Nimoy?

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@Yaakman The Avengers: Tznius Patrol #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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@Yaakman American Pie (no pie appears in movie) #IfTheMovieWasJewish

View conversation Hide conversation Reply RetweetedRetweet Delete FavoritedFavorite 4h Sharyn Essman ‏@FeeFiFoto
#IfTheMovieWasJewish A couple more: Gentile Ben and An Officer and a Gentile Man, plus Goys Town

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The Fiddler in The Shul #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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@TheRealDratch #IfTheMovieWasJewish He's a nice guy, he just never listened to his mother

View conversation Hide conversation Reply RetweetedRetweet Delete FavoritedFavorite 7h Robert R. ‏@RaphiRS
#IfTheMovieWasJewish Torah! Torah! Torah!

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@fundraisinisfun Cat on a Hot Succah Roof #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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4 chatunot and a levaia. #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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#IfTheMovieWasJewish Santa Claus Isn't Coming To Town

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#IfTheMovieWasJewish Armageddonberg

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Indiana Jones and the Mother In Law of Doom #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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RT @gldmeier: Fiddler on the Roof #IfTheMovieWasJewish #OhWait

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The Grapes of Manischewitz #IfTheMovieWasJewish

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Fiddler on the Roof #IfTheMovieWasJewish #OhWait

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When Harry Met Sally...maybe you two will get married someday? #IfTheMovieWasJewish